Diversification: the key to financial success. A cliché to be sure, but one worth following. I am blessed to collect revenue from a vast stream of people who share my name, through a special patent I have placed on it. Thus, a feeling of joy flooded me when Andy Danser, an excellent guitar craftsman who repairs my stringed musical instruments, asked me if I was selling a fancy ukulele on a website I never heard of, Leland Little Auctions. The answer: No, and yes. I did not create the listing, but I shall benefit from it due to my fair but firm royalty cut based on my legally binding patent. Bid away!